I am the biggest hypocrite Been undeniably jealous I have been loud and pretentious I have been utterly threatened I've gotten candy for my self-interest The sexy treadmill capitalist Heaven forbid I be criticized Heaven forbid I be ignored I have abused my power, forgive me You mean we actually are all One, one, one, one One, one, one, one I've been out of reach and separatist Heaven forbid average, whatever average means I have been compensated for my Days of powerlessness I have abused my so-called power forgive me You mean we actually are all one One, one, one, one One, one, one, one Did you just call her amazing? Surely we both can't be amazing And give up my hard earned status As fabulous freak of nature? I have abused my power forgive me You mean we actually are all one One, one, one, one One, one, one, one Always looked good on paper Sounded good in theory