Come on guy, I promise everything will be alright, be okay Your eyes are tired but keep 'em open 'Cause you wouldn't want to miss a thing Come on guy, I promise everything will be alright, be okay Your eyes are tired, but keep 'em open 'Cause you wouldn't want to miss a thing It's kinda funny how I paid for college when YouTube was an option But then I would've had to spend my best years Skipping ads and reading comments And when the hell did advertisements get so good They're like narcotics So now I'm spending every penny I own I should've allotted to finish in college It's kinda funny how I keep debating If someone's shy or if they hate me I feel like everyone I know right now Is hooking up and getting wasted (without me) And maybe sex is overrated but we're too shy to ever say it So we pretend we're all amazing It's 3:00 a.m., I should be sleeping Would you go running if you saw the real me? Maybe you'd love 'em Yeah, maybe you'd feel me But I'll never ask you, no, that's super scary Sorry to bail, it's already three o'clock It's too hard to tell if anything's real or not It's kinda funny how you vote for someone To vote for someone, to vote for someone And you might end up with someone evil, but you say that he means well If I keep on talking politics, my friends will dip, they're over it If I keep on talking politics, I'm Hamilton (without the hits) Would you go running if you saw the real me? Maybe you'd love 'em Yeah, maybe you'd feel me But I'll never ask you, no that's super scary Sorry to bail, it's already three o'clock It's too hard to tell if anything's real or not Come on guy, I promise everything will be alright, be okay Your eyes are tired, but keep 'em open 'Cause you wouldn't want to miss a thing Da, da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da, da Isn't this obvious, am I insane? Let's blame our parents 'cause they taught us their ways Stay out of politics, stay on the fence Stay out of all of it to keep half your fans Isn't this obvious, am I insane? There might be two sides to everything that you say It's all a bit cloudy but there's one thing I know That if you're fucking racist then don't come to my show (No, we have to do one more)