We never have sex anymore We never roll around on the floor like we did so long ago You never yell at me anymore You never wanna even the score like you did so long ago But you're still with me so I guess I'm not complaining And you always leave my dinner on the stove Baby please! If you won't love me, will you hate me? If you won't violate me, will you just at least aggravate me? Baby please! (We never have sex anymore) It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other is what I say Hey, hey, hey We never have sex anymore We never make love to our song, like we did so long ago We never have emotional strife You never even threaten my life like you did so long ago But I'm just doing me, so I guess I'm not complaining And you let me drive your car when you're not home Baby please! If you won't love me, will your hate me? If you won't violate me, will you just at least aggravate me? Baby please! (We never have sex anymore) It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other is what I say Hey, hey, hey We use to do it constantly We use to have a ball We use to do it everywhere We never do it at all, at all, at all, yeah Baby please! If you won't love me, will your hate me? If you won't violate me, will you just at least aggravate me? Baby please! (We never have sex anymore) It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other is what I say Hey, hey, hey We never have sex anymore, oh We never have sex anymore, oh We never have sex anymore, oh We never have sex anymore, oh