[00:04.94] The way you shake it, I can't believe it [00:07.61] I ain't never seen an ass like that [00:10.63] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go [00:13.66] Doing, doing, doing [00:16.45] I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true [00:19.36] I ain't never seen an ass like that [00:22.20] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go [00:25.26] Doing, doing, doing [00:27.00] The way she moves she's like a belly dancer [00:29.79] She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam [00:32.46] I think someones at the door [00:33.88] But I don't think I'mma answer [00:35.48] Police saying "freeze" [00:36.92] Doing, doing, doing [00:38.62] What do you mean "freeze"? [00:40.17] Please, I'm a human being, I have needs [00:42.46] I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing [00:44.64] I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing [00:46.96] Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees [00:49.81] I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me [00:53.16] And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee [00:57.48] Yes, I make R&B, I sing song it go [01:00.06] Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching [01:02.25] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd [01:04.73] If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive [01:07.74] For I am Triumph, the puppet dog [01:09.50] I am a mere puppet, I can get away with anything [01:12.28] I sing, you will love it [01:14.34] The way you shake it, I can't believe it [01:17.10] I ain't never seen an ass like that [01:20.13] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go [01:23.08] Doing, doing, doing [01:25.71] Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' [01:28.56] Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that [01:31.55] Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee pee goes [01:34.76] Doing, doing, doing [01:36.32] Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome [01:39.15] Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums [01:42.03] I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn [01:44.92] Police saying "freeze" [01:46.44] Doing doing doing [01:48.00] What do you mean "freeze"? [01:49.70] Geez, I just got my seat [01:51.21] I have ticket, look, I put away, my zipper's zipped [01:54.12] Please, do not remove me from this movie theater, please [01:56.93] I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene [01:59.99] I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene [02:02.78] And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movies PG [02:05.77] Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney [02:08.46] I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free [02:11.41] Free, yes, free, right back on the streets [02:14.53] What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? [02:17.15] I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man [02:20.06] And I can say that, and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand [02:23.59] The way you shake it, I can't believe it [02:26.58] I ain't never seen an ass like that [02:29.40] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go [02:32.59] Doing, doing, doing [02:35.36] Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so [02:38.14] I ain't never seen a butt like that [02:40.89] Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go [02:44.09] Doing, doing, doing [02:45.93] The way she moves she dances like a go-go [02:48.50] In that video she sings get out your poles, so [02:51.46] I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo [02:54.39] Police saying "freeze" [02:55.87] Doing, doing, doing [02:57.49] What do you mean "freeze"? [02:59.14] My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch [03:02.10] I just baked cookies, Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these [03:06.31] Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this [03:09.39] Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me [03:12.31] I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee [03:15.62] On the radio, but I think I did [03:18.10] Janet, is that a breast? [03:19.53] I think I just saw a tit [03:21.05] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd [03:23.60] I don't think my joke is working [03:25.82] I must flee quick [03:26.92] Get to the chopper, everybody get out [03:29.55] I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down! [03:33.02] The way you shake it, I can't believe it [03:35.96] I ain't never seen an ass like that [03:38.80] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go [03:41.89] Doing, doing, doing [03:44.65] So, Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me, please? [03:47.58] I ain't never seen an ass like that [03:50.39] Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go [03:53.45] Doing, doing, doing [03:55.74] The fuck is wrong with you? (ha!) [03:58.24]