Dog Years

They said I have a universal blood type I can give to anyone in need But only receive from someone exactly like me (mm) And I'm trying to be positive, but oh, it's really hard I'm a loner, I'm a loser, won't you shoot me in the yard? Put me down like a lame horse or send me to the farm Where all the dogs go (oh) I've been a really good dog, can I come inside? Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can we go for a ride? I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight You know, I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite (I can really bite) 'Cause my dog died last year He fell asleep in my embrace And the very last thing I told him Was, "See you soon and we can race" You know a mercy kill is what I seek I didn't ask to live, but dying's up to me I've been a really good dog, can I come inside? Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can we go for a ride? I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Well, they say all dogs go to Heaven Well, what about a bitch? What about an evil girl left lying in a ditch? Tell the three people who asked that I am in a better place With lots of trees and lots of grass And lots of, lots of chocolate cake 'Cause I'm not old, but I am tired I'm not strong, I'm very weak I'm not old, but I am tired I'm not here, I'm somewhere else I'm not old, but I am tired I'm one hundred ninety-six in dog years I have seen enough I've seen it all I've been a really good dog, can I come inside? Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can I go for a ride? I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite Down like a lame horse Or send me to the farm Where all the dogs go