[00:17.86] Hey ladies in the place, I'm callin' out to ya [00:21.28] There never was a city kid truer and bluer [00:23.68] There's more to me than you'll ever know [00:25.45] And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh [00:27.78] Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman, or Tom Foolery [00:30.17] Date women on TV with the help of Chuck Woolery [00:32.78] Words flowin' out just like the Grand Canyon [00:35.14] And I'm always out lookin' for a female companion [00:37.53] I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib [00:39.88] I took off her moccasins and put on the bib [00:42.27] Wheelin' and dealin', I make a little bit of a stealin' [00:44.53] I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peelin' [00:46.97] Your body's on time and your mind is appealin' [00:49.23] Starin' at the cracks up there up on the ceilin' [00:51.87] Such and such will be the bass that I'm throwin' [00:53.91] I'm talking to a girl, telling her I'm all-knowing [00:56.58] She's talking to the kid [00:58.93] I'm telling her every lie that you know that I never did [01:01.06] Hey ladies, get funky [01:07.07] All the ladies in the house [01:11.71] The ladies, the ladies [01:14.60] Well, me in the corner with a good-lookin' daughter [01:17.73] I dropped my drawers and said, "Welcome back Kotter" [01:19.82] We was cuttin' up the rug, she started cuttin' up the carpet [01:22.47] In my apartment, I begged her please stop it [01:24.73] The gift of gab is the gift that I have [01:27.14] And that girl ain't nothin' but a crab [01:29.44] Educated, no, stupid, yep [01:31.84] And when I say stupid, I mean stupid fresh [01:33.10] I'm not James At 15 or Chachi in charge [01:36.59] I'm Adam, and I'm adamant about livin' large [01:38.99] With the white Sassoons and the looks that kill [01:40.96] Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville [01:43.56] I met a little cutie, she was all hopped up on zootie [01:45.93] I liked the little cutie, but I kicked her in the booty [01:48.25] 'Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around [01:50.35] You be listenin' to my records', a number one sound [01:52.73] Just step, step to the rhythm, step, step to the rhyme [01:55.38] I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside [01:57.69] Tune in, turn on, to my tune that's live [02:00.01] Ladies flock like bees to a hive [02:02.14] Hey ladies, get funky [02:07.30] Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies [02:12.37] Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies [02:15.46] One more time, ain't it funky now [02:17.07] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey [02:21.18] Hey ladies [02:23.84] Ain't it funky now (You know that) [02:25.91] She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore [02:28.24] She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door [02:30.51] Break up with your girl, it ended in tears [02:33.22] Vincent van Gogh, go and mail that ear [02:35.53] I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinkin' [02:38.14] The phone booth on the corner is damp, and it's stinkin' [02:40.25] She said come on over, it was me that she missed [02:42.31] I threw that trash can through her window 'cause you know I got dissed [02:44.97] Your old lady left you, and you went insane [02:47.29] You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 Train [02:49.46] Take my advice at any price [02:51.80] A gorilla like your mother is mighty weak, man [02:54.38] Suckin' down pints 'til I didn't know [02:56.75] Woke up in the morning with the Won Ton Ho [02:59.08] 'Cause I announce, I like girls that bounce [03:01.44] With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce [03:03.72] Girls with curls, and big long locks [03:05.83] And beatnik chicks, just wearing their smocks [03:08.49] Walkin' high and mighty like she's number one [03:10.88] She thinks she's the passionate one [03:13.14] Hey ladies, get funky [03:19.96] What's that? [03:21.25] Good god [03:25.44] Good god, dance [03:28.41] Good god [03:29.97] Baby, baby, baby, baby [03:37.72] Ain't it funky, brother? [03:39.18] He, ha, ha, ha [03:41.73] Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies [03:45.78] Hey, hey ladies [03:46.51]