They say the only sure things in this life are death and taxes I don't agree I think that different kinds of matches I once met this old wise man on a hill He never gave his Uncle Sam a damn dollar bill I said are you afraid to die He said son what you talkin I'll be comin back In that door your walking There's only one thing in this world you can count on There's only one thing you can lay your money down on You can bet your life your farm your home on the range If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change I said a woman's got a mind, a woman's got a mind to change I said oh baby oh baby oh baby, Let's get us some Chinese food But she said no no no no no no Not in the mood We headed down to Pedro's tacoria We ordered up a couple of those old salty Margaritas You know that menu it didn't whet her appetite She said I got a good idea Let's get Chinese food tonight There's only one thing in this world you can count on There's only one thing you can lay your money down on You can bet your life your farm your home on the range If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change Oh, and I said my woman's got a mind to change We had our fling, we had our thing And she went back to mister Raines Cried some tears, drank some beers I got in bed and I turned out the lights Oh then I heard these keys inside my door Famliar footsteps just kind of move across my floor Said aw baby I thought you said we were through She said what can I say I changed my mind I'd rather be with you There's only one thing in this world you can count on There's only one thing you can lay your money down on You can bet your life your farm your home