Livin' room Passin' time Talkin' trash Sippin' wine I need somethin' more substantial! New deck Playin' cards I don't like to work this hard I think I'll have to cancel! I'm runnin' outta time About to lose my mind I got the six Gimme your nine! Slow hand on the clock Sittin' here like a rock I'm feelin' so abnormal! Pictures in my magazine All my thoughts are so obsene Cover up that centerfold! I'm runnin' outta time About to lose my mind I got the six Gimme your nine! Look at this! What a pair! She won't let me touch her there She's so discriminating! This is weird It's time to blow I just heard the rooster crow Guess I'll have to spank my monkey! I'm runnin' outta time About to lose my mind I got the six Gimme your nine! (Owwww, baaby!)