I'll Shit On You Da da, da da, da da (Eminem) I'll Shit On You I'll Shit On You I'll Shit On You Girl you know its true I'll Shit On You Bitch or man I'll Shit On You I will Shit On You (Swifty) I remain fatter than gluttony Tapin bombs to the back of record companies Blow them up if they ain't want me The national guard, they scared to hunt me I love beef; I got you hoes duckin me A drug thief, bitch I'll take your marijuana These slugs with keep your ass away from my corner I drown niggaz in hundred degree saunas You can act a fool if ya wanna (biatch!) It's this lyrical piranha Strapped wit a grenade, in the pool with ya mama Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom Twist nothin up like a condom Slap it if you fuckers got a problem When I see 'em, you hoes endin up in a fuckin mausoleum Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM Pull in the garage while you screamin Keep the motor on then I'm leavin (I'll Shit On You!) I'll Shit On You! (Eminem) I will shit on you I don't care who you are (I'll Shit On You!) I don't give a fuck about you or your car (I'll Shit On You!) Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch (I'll Shit On You!) Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family (I'll Shit On You!) (Bizarre) i have an eleven inch penis round stick it in your mouth piss n' hope you drowned I'm a alcoholic with the fuckin toilet Pass the hotdogs (Bizarre aren't you Islamic?) Bitch shut your fuckin mouth I'ma keep eatin 'till Richard Simmons comes to my house with a chain saw to cut me out (me out, me out!) I'll fuck your wife, I had sex since I met her Too busy fuckin the 12 year old babysitter And all women ain't shit Only good for cookin, cleanin and sucking dick and thats it (I said it) I was responsible for killin John Candy I got Jonbenet Ramsey in my Ninety Eight Camry I don't give a fuck who you are I'll shit on anybody Truly yours the idiotic Bizarre (Eminem) My adolescent years weren't shit 'till what I do now I never grew up I was born grown, and grew down The older I get, the dumber the shit, I get in The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in Ignorin the shit how borin it gets When there's no one to hit I don't know when to quit throwin a fit I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me Its they who hate me and say they can take me Its they who legs I brake and make achy Its they who mistake me and make me so angry (I'll Shit On You!) I'll spit on you Start pissin and do the opposite on you You weren't listenin, I said I'll cop a squat on you Start spillin my guts like chicken cordon blew and Straight shit like Notorious B.I.G. did to that bitch on his skit on his last album Pull my pants down and. (Kon Artist) Is Richard Pryor still alive? If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin (what?) Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang-it Bitch bring it, these niggaz that I hang with Will hang you up naked by your ankles danglin My meat I stay stranglin I don't need your help If you won't give me the pussy I'll un-loosen my belt (I'll Shit On You!) I'm what your daddy's not, your mom's kinda caught Your sister tends court, your aunt supply her rocks Buck fifty cross your neck Floss your teck, I'll beat you wit it across your chest (Kuniva) It's only right I jack your car keys and run Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns For fun, when I'm drunk I'll run a truck through the weed house Jump out and beat ya peeps down worst than Steve Stout Put you in chokeholds I learned last week From the Police man who caught me stealing weed from his jeep (hey, hey, hey!) I see hoes biting, y'all don't wanna brawl Thats like D-Bo fightin Peabo Bryson (I'll Shit On You) So what you hollerin and yellin about I'll reach in your mouth and pull your fuckin skeleton out Niggaz get hit wit a two piece, "Bling Bling" Wit a poisonous sting I'm such a violent thing (Eminem) Once I get on two, hits of X My disk slips and disconnects 'Till I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects (c'mon, I'll Shit On You!) Over reaction is my only reaction Which only sets off a chain reaction and puts five more zainy actin' maniacs in action A rat pack in black jackets who pack ten Nine millimeters, five criminals pulling heaters and spilling liters of blood like swimmin pools Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too A lot of people say misoginistic which is true I can't deny it- matter of fact I stand by it So please stand by and prepare to start up a damn riot If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child. (I'll Shit On You!) I will Shit On You I don't care who you are I'll Shit On You I don't give a fuck about you or your car I'll Shit On You Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch I'll Shit On You I will fuck you wife if you fuck with me I'll Shit On You You heard me Bitch, I'll Shit On You D-12 will Shit On You I'll Shit On You Your life Your wife Your kids Your car I'll Shit On You Your house Your spouse Your rings Your things I'll Shit On You I'll Shit On You I'll Shit On You I'll Shit On You