Meet Virginia

She doesn't own a dress Her hair is always a mess You catch her stealing she won't confess She's beautiful Smokes a pack a day, but wait, that's me, but anyway She doesn't care a thing about that hair She thinks I'm beautiful Meet Virginia She never compromises Loves babies and surprises Wears high heels when she exercises Ain't that beautiful Meet Virginia Well she wants to be the queen Then she thinks about her scene Pulls her hair back as she screams "I don't really wanna be the queen" Her daddy wrestles alligators Mama works on carburetors Her brother is a fine mediator For the president And here she is again on the phone Just like me hates to be alone We just like to sit at home And rip on the president Meet Virginia, oh Well she wants to live her life Then she thinks about her life Pulls her hair back, as she screams "I don't really wanna live this life" No, no, no no, no no, no no She only drinks coffee at midnight But the moment is not right And the time is quite, unusual You see her confidence is tragic But her intuition magic And the shape of her body unusual Meet Virgina I can't wait to Meet Virginia Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah Well, she wants to be the queen Then she thinks about her scene Well, she wants to live her life Then she thinks about her life Pulls her hair back as she screams I don't really wanna be the queen, I I don't really wanna be the queen, I I don't really wanna be the queen, I I don't really wanna live here