I'm New Here

I did not become someone different That I did not want to be But I'm new here Will you show me around? Met a woman in a bar Told her I was hard to get to know And near 'bout impossible to forget She said I had an ego on me The size of Texas Well, I'm new here and I forget Does that mean big or small? And I'm shedding plates like a snake And it may be crazy But I'm the closest thing I have To a voice of reason I met him at a party He said the sweetest things I was lonely and naive I guess that's why I believed Every word he said Every word he said Every word he said Every word he said Every word he said Every word he said Every word he said Every word he said Every word he said Every word he said I met him at a party (met a woman in a bar) He said the sweetest things (told her I was hard to get to know) I was lonely and naive (and near 'bout impossible to forget) I guess that's why I believed Every word he said