[00:00.28] [ Intro ] [ Eminem ] [00:00.46] Ballz, Ballz, Ballz x2 [00:07.02] You'll never touch my... [00:07.77] [ Chorus ] [ Eminem ] [00:08.42] Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough, [00:09.46] You're standin' tough [00:10.90] But you know that no matter what [00:13.07] You'll never get the chance to touch [00:15.03] My ballz, ballz, ballz x2 [00:22.46] You'll never touch my ballz [00:23.26] [ Verse 1 ] [ Swifty McVay ] [00:23.71] I see you ain't a playa, you ain't ballin' [00:24.79] And I don't even care who the hell you call in [00:26.63] In this game, it ain't no talkin' [00:28.62] You can get it started, I nail the coffin [00:30.77] And all I here is "get your man up off him" [00:32.72] So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin'*punk echoes* [00:35.33] And I ain't gotta prove you nothin' [00:36.54] I do it and you ain't gotta push my buttons [00:38.23] [ Verse 2 ] [ Bizarre ] [00:39.29] This dude in front of me, he weighs a brick [00:40.40] He's quick and I can't get Marshall hit [00:41.99] So I played my position and don't make a move [00:43.96] Been doin' this for years, my team can't lose [00:45.96] And ain't nobody, ain't nobody hard [00:48.83] 9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a? [00:49.94] Hut one, hut two, I'm ready [00:51.84] Hike, give the ball to Nelly [00:53.72] And nobody out there feels me [00:55.77] Take this 'fore you have to kill me [00:57.68] And any player in my way, I'm foldin' [00:59.80] Dammit, called holden [01:01.94] [ Chorus ] [ Eminem ] [01:16.20] [ Verse 3 ] [ Eminem ] [01:16.58] Football, Football, I love football [01:18.66] Yes, tres, dos, uno [01:20.77] Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a bitch [01:24.27] Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle [01:26.23] I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole [01:28.60] Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek [01:30.53] Nevermind, let's try quarterback sneak [01:32.10] Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly [01:34.12] That didn't work, try another play [01:36.23] Hut one, hut two, hut hut hurry up [01:38.34] I'm reachin' up another grown man's butt [01:39.94] Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre [01:41.51] But Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his balls [01:43.46] My dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls [01:46.68] It's the longest yard, whoops that's not the chorus [01:49.46] Run it back, wrong song, yeah disreguard [01:51.49] That whole statement I just made, what yard line we on? [01:54.07] On own 5 and our timeouts are gone [01:55.75] Less than a minute left, I just throw my ball [01:58.28] To the sideline to Von, he steps outta bounds [02:01.14] 48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts [02:03.12] Call another huddle, we're down by six [02:04.82] The plan is, to throw the ball to Swift [02:06.78] But he's so god dang high, that he's trips [02:09.07] Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by his fingertips [02:11.04] And runs the ball all the way down to the one [02:12.66] But he don't get in, but all we need is a put *murmurs* [02:16.35] But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win [02:18.34] But then I get sacked all the way back to the ten [02:21.11] God dammit I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again [02:23.56] Everybody's laughin' now, no timeouts and its now fourth now [02:27.61] We're never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea [02:30.37] Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go long [02:33.13] I'ma throw the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on [02:36.68] Ass out with a floppin' schlong, touch down yeah I told ya [02:40.31] It's the longest yard [02:41.95] [ Chorus ] [ Eminem ] [02:56.62] [ Verse 4 ] [ Kuniva ] [02:56.91] The new face on the yard, just hand me the ball [02:58.66] I'ma run through all of ya'll, ya'll just soft [03:00.46] Even though my cleats is kickin' up mud [03:02.35] It's more tragic for me, I'm stiff armin' punks [03:04.51] High steppin' through the end zone [03:06.27] I been grown, I'm so dirty you don't even know my skin tone [03:07.92] It's time to rumble, no time to fumble [03:09.99] And I won't stumble, your frontline will tumble [03:11.83] Playin' ball with killas, my team's gorillas [03:13.92] Three time offenders, even drug dealers [03:15.97] One of the best runnin' backs there never was [03:17.99] Movin' like Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust [03:19.70] [ Verse 5 ] [ Proof ] [03:20.91] Yack is high, I got the highest yack [03:21.82] Hit the ground so hard I leave tire tracks [03:23.32] Bizarre snaps like a fire crack [03:25.10] And my palm more stickier than spider back [03:27.19] Eyin' my eye, a Mack Truck tryin to sack us [03:29.36] No matter how big they flyin' backwards [03:31.36] Wide reciever, recievin' wide [03:33.24] For every stride in my life, I breathe and die [03:34.81] [ Verse 6 ] [ Kon Artis ] [03:35.87] Defense is playin' a pass [03:36.91] Then the quarterback peeps and screams [03:37.52] That means that its time for me [03:39.44] To run out the back like a bat straight outta hell [03:41.14] My tracks burn turf when they excell [03:43.01] I try to lateral pass the ball to Proof [03:44.75] He got dropped and the ball came loose [03:46.78] And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a stare [03:48.63] And use my lineman's shoulder as a chair [03:50.36] Now I'm flyin' through the air like a superhero [03:52.15] I can use this pose for a box of cereal [03:54.09] I'm no joke punk, I get my dinerio [03:55.92] For bein' the best player on my team what [03:57.96] As soon as I hear the hut 1, 2, hut [04:00.27] I do one run, run, the screen go run run [04:01.95] Then I cut, spin around in the endzone [04:05.06] Then I do the ninety shuffle so [04:06.20] [ Chorus ] [ Eminem ] [04:19.97] [ Outro ] [ Eminem ] [04:20.43] Footballs [04:25.00] I'm talkin' about footballs dude [04:25.97]