[00:01.92] I don't know, dude [00:03.32] I think everybody's all jealous and shit [00:05.35] 'Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band, dude [00:08.53] And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude [00:11.76] And they need to take it up with me after the show, because... [00:15.70] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [00:19.89] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [00:23.55] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man [00:27.48] All because I'm the lead singer of my band [00:31.29] So I get off stage, right, drop the mic [00:33.45] Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like [00:35.44] "Sup? Ladies, my name's Slim Shady [00:37.74] I'm the lead singer in D12, baby" [00:39.84] They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him [00:41.84] Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem [00:43.18] I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock [00:45.34] Please Marshall, please let me suck your cock" [00:47.11] And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous [00:49.17] Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas [00:51.42] All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes [00:53.02] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage [00:55.44] So like every single night they pick a fight with me [00:57.26] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry [00:59.47] 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me [01:01.49] Dude! I just think you're trying to steal the light from me [01:03.38] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me [01:05.12] 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be [01:07.22] This rock star shit, it's the life for me [01:09.38] And all the other guys just despise me, because... [01:12.08] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [01:15.81] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [01:19.71] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man [01:23.66] All because I'm the lead singer of my band [01:27.53] My band, my band [01:29.36] My band, my band [01:31.22] My band, my band [01:33.15] My band, my band, my band! [01:43.55] You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you? [01:45.38] ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? [01:47.67] Smash these vocals and do a performance [01:50.16] But we in the van and he in a tour bus [01:51.57] You don't want my autograph, you's a liar [01:53.26] And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva) [01:55.42] What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?! [01:57.01] 'Cause my shit is looking smaller than a decimal [01:58.95] See, I know how to rap, see, it's simple, but [02:00.84] All I did was read a Russell Simmons book [02:02.98] So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map [02:05.15] Doing jumping jacks whiling get whipped on my back [02:07.09] Look at Em's little punk ass thinking he the shit [02:09.12] Yeah, I know, man, by himself taking all the flicks [02:11.58] Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue [02:13.43] (No, I had an interview, not you two) [02:15.19] You gon' be late for soundcheck, man, I ain't going to soundcheck [02:17.35] And our mics are screwed up and his always sound best! [02:19.13] You know what, man? I'ma say something [02:21.67] Ayo Em! (You got somethin' to say?!) Man, nuttin [02:23.07] I thought you 'bout to tell him off, wassup? [02:25.16] Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up! [02:27.46] And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew [02:29.36] Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear [02:31.25] Aww, man, whatever I swear, man! [02:32.66] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [02:35.42] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [02:39.59] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man [02:43.43] All because I'm the lead singer of my band [02:46.65] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not [02:49.14] Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks [02:51.08] I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot [02:53.03] I should cut his mic off when the music starts [02:55.22] (Eminem: Ayo, it's...) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan [02:57.14] Every time I hear (Hey, dude, I love your band!) [02:59.40] We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments [03:01.08] So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent? [03:03.27] And these guys acting funny every area code [03:04.92] (Eminem: Proof, carry my bag!) Bitch, carry your own! [03:06.63] Can't make it to the stage, security in my way [03:08.72] (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!) [03:11.61] God damn it, I'm sick of this group [03:12.99] Time for me to go solo and make some loot [03:15.21] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps [03:17.23] Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack [03:19.17] "Lose Yourself" video – I was in the back [03:21.35] "Superman" video – I was in the back [03:23.62] For the media, I got some suggestions [03:25.42] Fuck Marshall! Ask us the questions! [03:27.18] Like who's D12? How we get started? [03:29.29] (What about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded?! [03:31.10] Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group [03:33.63] Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy!) [03:35.56] 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff [03:37.36] Did two and a half and then couldn't get up [03:39.29] Fuck D12! I'm outta this band [03:40.92] I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne [03:43.68] Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me? [03:49.58] And it just tears my ass apart [03:52.86] To know that you don't know my name [03:58.53] (Man, fuck this!) [03:59.43] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [04:03.44] (Ha ha!) But they're all on me [04:04.87] Like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall!) [04:07.35] 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah) [04:11.09] All because I'm the *mumbles* [04:16.18] My band, my band [04:18.03] My band, my band [04:20.16] My band, my band [04:22.01] My band, my band, my band! [04:24.77] The hottest boy band in the world – D12! [04:31.18] I'm the lead singer of my band [04:32.71] I get all the girls to take off their underpants [04:35.08] I'm the lead singer of my band [04:36.30] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:38.95] My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa [04:44.24] My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa [04:47.15] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:49.47] And take off their underpants [04:51.07] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:53.54] And take off their underpants, my salsa [04:56.08] Where'd everybody go? [04:57.67]