Floyd The Barber (05/06/87 - KAOS Olympia Community Radio, Olympia.)

Bell on door clanks - come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down (in the) chair, don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shaved I was shaved Barney ties me to the chair I can't see, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-Pee pressed against my lips I was shamed I was shaved I was shaved I sense others in the room Opie Aunt Bee, I presume They take turns in cut me up I die smothered in Andy's butt I was shaved I was shaved I was shaved