She Drives Like Crazy

Where'd you learn how to steer You do eighty in second gear When you drive, I can't relax Got your license from Cracker Jacks You just hit another tree These fender benders are killin' me She drives like crazy Like no one else She drives like crazy And I'm afraid for myself They'll put you behind bars We're not playin' bumper cars Did a great figure eight In the middle of the interstate Tires squeal wherever we go Even hitchhikers just say no She drives like crazy Her car's a mess She drives like crazy She's got a death wish I guess She's a demon Behind the wheel Thinks she's drivin' The Batmobile Burnin' rubber in school zones Runnin' over traffic cones Passin' "semi-"s on the right Now my knuckles are turnin' white She drives like crazy She'll break our necks She drives like crazy She always gets into wrecks She drives like crazy Like no one else She drives like crazy Now I'm afraid for myself