Syndicated Inc. (Parody of "Misery" by Soul Asylum)

My whole family Loves "Three's Company" See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what to see Got my TV Guide with me "MASH" and "All in the Family" "The Munsters" and "Mayberry R. F. D." I will always be busy Watching my TV Oprah Winfrey talks to me Every day at three Then soon it'll be "Wheel" and "Jeopardy" Syndicated Incorporated Syndicated Incorporated Well, I'm in such ecstasy When I'm watchin' TV I'm a boob tube devotee Think I'm losin' my sanity I'm addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee Forever I will always be Glued to my TV Love "The Partridge Family" And "Dynasty" And "Laverne and Shirley" And "Hard Copy" Syndicated Incorporated Syndicated Incorporated