[00:00.09] That's why they call me Slim Shady [00:03.61] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [00:06.02] That's why they call me Slim Shady [00:07.52] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [00:10.23] That's why they call me Slim Shady [00:12.91] (I'm back) I'm back, I'm back [00:15.40] That's why they call me Slim Shady [00:18.37] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [00:21.87] I murder a rhyme one word at a time [00:24.24] You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine [00:26.61] You better, get rid of that .9, it ain't gonna help [00:29.67] What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself? [00:32.11] I'm waitin' for hell like, "Hell, shit, I'm anxious as hell" [00:35.62] Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail [00:38.55] I used to be my mommy's little angel at 12 [00:40.94] 13 I was puttin' shells in a gauge on a shelf [00:43.12] I used to, get punked and bullied on my block [00:45.05] 'Til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's milk box [00:48.19] I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less [00:50.93] What do I think of success? It sucks [00:52.96] Too much press, I'm stressed, too much cess, depressed [00:55.76] Too upset, it's just too much mess, I guess [00:58.40] I must just blew up quick (yes) [00:59.82] Grew up quick (no), was raised right [01:02.77] Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right [01:05.17] You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi" [01:07.85] Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I [01:10.66] T-E 'cause MTV was so friendly to me [01:13.50] Can't wait 'til Kim sees me [01:15.27] Now, was it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect? [01:18.23] Read my lips, bitch, what? My mouth isn't workin'? [01:21.30] You hear this finger? Oh, it's upside down [01:23.37] Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now [01:26.05] That's why they call me Slim Shady [01:27.92] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [01:30.50] That's why they call me Slim Shady [01:33.25] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [01:35.71] That's why they call me Slim Shady [01:38.48] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [01:41.31] That's why they call me Slim Shady [01:43.76] (Shady, I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [01:46.89] I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it [01:50.10] Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens the music [01:52.88] And if he feeds into this shit, he's an innocent victim [01:55.51] And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe [01:58.94] My name is Slim Shady [02:00.31] I've been crazy way before radio didn't play me [02:03.11] The sensational, "Back is the incredible!" [02:06.08] With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible [02:08.41] It's Ken Kaniff on the, internet [02:10.86] Tryin' to, lure your kids with him, into bed [02:13.76] It's a sick world we live in these days [02:16.36] "Slim, for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs!" [02:19.35] Geez, you guys are so sensitive [02:21.49] "Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it" [02:24.13] Mind with no sense in it, fried to get schizophrenic whose [02:26.63] Eyes get so squinted [02:27.84] I'm blind from smokin' 'em with my windows tinted [02:30.38] With nine limos rented, doin' lines of coke in 'em [02:32.93] With a bunch of guys hoppin' out [02:34.71] All high and indo scented [02:37.03] And that's where I get my name from [02:39.13] That's why they call me [02:40.29] They call me Slim Shady [02:42.38] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [02:44.85] That's why they call me Slim Shady [02:47.29] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [02:50.13] That's why they call me Slim Shady [02:52.88] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [02:55.56] That's why they call me Slim Shady [02:58.25] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [03:01.03] I take seven k- from C-, stand 'em all in line [03:04.15] Add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9 [03:06.74] A Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine [03:09.40] And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time [03:12.16] 'Cause I'm Shady, they call me as crazy [03:14.77] As the world was over, this whole Y2K thing [03:17.21] And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing? [03:19.98] Am I the only one who realizes that they stink? [03:22.66] Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think? [03:25.41] Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings? [03:28.43] It's why I tend to block out when I hear things [03:30.91] 'Cause all these fans screamin' is makin' my ears ring [03:33.57] So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger [03:36.29] Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina [03:38.79] 'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz [03:41.80] It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this [03:44.52] I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother [03:47.94] I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her [03:50.58] And have a son and a new brother at the same time [03:52.95] And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name? [03:55.34] I'm Slim Shady [03:56.81] (I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [03:59.69] That's why they call me Slim Shady [04:02.22] (I'm back) I'm back, I'm back [04:04.89] That's why they call me Slim Shady [04:07.46] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [04:10.83] They call me Slim Shady [04:13.12] (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back [04:17.83] Guess who's back, back? [04:19.90] Gue-gue-guess who's back? [04:22.08] Hi mom! Guess who's back? [04:24.45] Gue-guess who's back? [04:26.65] D-12, guess who's back? [04:29.62] Gue-gue-gue-gue, guess who's back? [04:32.25] Dr. Dre, guess who's back? [04:34.31] Back-back-back, back [04:39.88] Slim Shady, 2001 [04:47.06] I'm blew out from this blunt [04:51.68] Fuck [04:53.14]