Tatler Magazine

Everyday it's the same I go to work then back again I flick through the pages Oh, to be rich and be shameless And when I close my eyes I'm inside I play out every word I read Some people stay content with how they're living Well I want more I wanna be in a Tatler Magazine It's been my ambition and dream Since I was about seventeen And one day my luck's gonna change When I'm featured double page Living life rich, young and free Inside a Tatler Magazine You'll see me going for walks with my labradoodles Living with the highest of society Sippin' on tea, All dressed in satin and whites Oh how it's good to be me I'll fly privately, bon voyage economy Exploring first world fantasy No need to wake up before three if you're me I know I've got what it takes I'll get a beautiful face and a Morgan Whizzing around all over the place (On your marks, set, go!) Someday I'll be there Country weekends, love affairs I may not have that family tree But I'll be damned if I do not succeed 'Cause one day everyone will know I'm the star of my own show Living life in luxury inside a Tatler Magazine (I want to be) Inside a Tatler Life's a little bit sweeter in a Tatler Magazine Ooh (Hey)