A Night Like This

Sixteen years old, looking for a hideaway I'm a set designer, my Mum and Dad think that I'm gay I'm a lazy bugger, but I like my sport Like girls and music, I'm happy, happy sort of a guy But there's one thing I'm lacking, it's sexual experience So I ask you, my sweetheart; save me from this wilderness I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this Where I come from, love is just a hole in the wall And the steel mills ring out and generations heed the call And the rain never stops and the skies are grey And the chance of romance slim as a bright sunny day This is partly the reason; I'm so overwhelmed and shy Because your beauty, by contrast is gonna make a young man cry I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this I've schemed, honey, of a night like this You don't know what it means to a boy from a suburban home To be left with a woman like you completely alone I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this Nice place you've got here, babe, never seen a house like this Pool like an ocean, bed like a football pitch All the guys at the boozer, won't believe my luck But it couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke than me So here we are, the record's gotten stuck in the groove My knees are trembling, c'mon baby, make a move I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this I've schemed, honey, of a night like this I've dreamed, I've schemed, honey, of a night like this I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this