Stone Cold Sober

Woo Never get to bed before sun up Always get caught in the rain Sometimes I might get in trouble Never was one to complain Gentleman, you must agree Ain't it worth it when you're out on cloud 33 To be stone-cold sober again Down in the alley again Oh, I'm stone-cold sober again Never found a dime in a gutter Always get my best friends drunk If the president tries to call me Say, "Rodney, come on over for lunch" I'd say, "Gentlemen, excuse me please But I'm busy with my buddies up on cloud 33" Yeah, stone-cold sober again Down in the alley again Yeah, stone-cold sober again Sunday is a drag, so forget it Monday you can make up for that Tuesday, take a taste for dinner If you're alright, spend it in bed But on Thursday prepare for your weekend And let Friday disappear into Saturday mornin' When you're stone-cold sober again Down in the alley again Stone-cold sober again Stone-cold sober again Down in the alley again Stone-cold sober again I don't mind stone-cold sober again Down in the alley again Stone-cold sober again Down under Down in the alley hah