One of Us Cannot Be Wrong

I lit a thin green candle to make you jealous of me Then the room just filled up with mosquitoes When they heard that my body was free Then I took the dust of a long sleepless night And I put it in your little shoe Then I confess that I tortured the dress That you wore for the world to look through Oh I showed my heart to the doctor He said I'd just have to quit Then he wrote himself a prescription Then your name was written in it Then he locked himself in a library shelf With the details of our honeymoon Now I hear from the nurse, that he's doing much worse And his practice has all in a ruin Oh, I heard of a saint who had loved you So I studied all night in his school Where he taught that the duty of lovers Is to tarnish the Golden Rule Just when I was sure that his teachings were pure He drowned himself in the pool His body is gone but back here on the lawn His spirit continues to drool Oh, an Eskimo showed me that movie He'd recently taken of you Now the poor man could hardly stop shivering His lips and his fingers were blue I suppose that he froze when the wind took your clothes And I guess he just never got warm But you stand there so nice in your blizzard of ice Oh, please let me back into your storm Please La da dah dah da da dah dah da da dah La da dah dah da da dah dah da da dah La da dah dah da da dah dah da da dah La da dah dah da da dah dah da da dah Aah Aah