Floyd The Barber

Bell on door clanks, come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down, chair, don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I'm ashamed I'm ashamed I'm ashamed Barney ties me to the chair I can't see, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee pee pressed against my lips I'm ashamed I'm ashamed I'm ashamed I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume They take turns and cut me up I died smothered in Andy's clutch I'm ashamed I'm ashamed I'm ashamed