[00:08.71] Once upon a time in a land far away [00:12.64] There lived a little boy and he drank all day [00:16.87] Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay [00:20.82] Emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away [00:25.02] Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another [00:28.93] Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover (yup) [00:33.31] Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem [00:37.28] Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom (yup) [00:42.62] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip [00:46.63] And a trip, and a trip, and a trip [00:50.03] And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch [00:54.88] Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit [00:58.85] Once upon a time in a land far away [01:02.69] There lived a little boy and he cried all day [01:06.94] Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid [01:10.99] He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away [01:15.17] Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another [01:19.08] Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover (yup) [01:23.38] Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem [01:27.20] Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom (yup) [01:32.63] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip [01:36.67] And a trip, and a trip, and a trip [01:39.86] And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch [01:44.86] Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit [01:48.81] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip [01:53.04] And a trip, and a trip, and a trip [01:56.22] And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch [02:01.17] Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit [02:05.31] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? [02:13.55] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? [02:21.98] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? [02:29.93] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? [02:39.00] (Yup) [02:39.85] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip [02:43.76] And a trip, and a trip, and a trip [02:46.91] And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch [02:51.88] Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit [02:54.47] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? [03:02.49] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? [03:10.71] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? [03:18.90] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? [03:25.96]