[00:00.98] Hi! [00:01.61] My name is [00:02.57] What? [00:03.00] My name is [00:03.95] Who? [00:04.34] My name is [00:04.85] Chika-chika [00:05.57] Slim Shady [00:06.37] Hi! [00:07.34] My name is [00:08.07] Huh? [00:08.77] My name is [00:09.48] What? [00:10.13] My name is [00:10.73] Chika-chika [00:11.28] Slim Shady [00:12.26] Hi! [00:12.92] My name is [00:13.77] What? [00:14.32] Excuse me [00:17.56] Can I have the attention of the class [00:20.00] For one second [00:23.27] Hi kids! [00:24.43] Do you like violence? [00:25.76] Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids? [00:29.16] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? [00:31.91] Try acid and get fucked up worse that my life is? [00:34.89] My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight [00:37.53] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate [00:40.43] And Dr. Dre said [00:41.77] "Slim Shady you a base-head!" [00:43.32] Uh-uh! [00:43.93] "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" [00:46.24] Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else [00:48.63] 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:51.49] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:54.29] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:57.29] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch [01:01.36] Who sat down too fast [01:02.76] Come here, slut! [01:03.43] "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!" [01:05.64] I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! [01:08.34] Hi! [01:09.02] My name is [01:09.87] What? [01:10.48] My name is [01:11.20] Who? [01:11.84] My name is [01:12.30] Chika-chika [01:12.77] Slim Shady [01:13.96] Hi! [01:14.67] My name is [01:15.48] Huh? [01:16.03] My name is [01:16.70] What? [01:17.43] My name is [01:18.01] Chika-chika [01:18.62] Slim Shady [01:19.53] Hi! [01:20.24] My name is [01:20.94] What? [01:21.71] My name is [01:22.46] Who? [01:23.08] My name is [01:23.66] Chika-chika [01:24.29] Slim Shady [01:25.17] Hi! [01:25.85] My name is [01:26.68] Huh? [01:27.24] My name is [01:28.02] What? [01:28.62] My name is [01:29.38] Chika-chika [01:29.97] Slim Shady [01:30.84] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High [01:33.36] Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five [01:36.25] I smacked him in his face with an eraser [01:38.44] Chased him with a stapler [01:39.90] Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers [01:42.16] Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up [01:44.71] Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup [01:47.67] Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship [01:51.33] While they screamin' at me [01:52.58] "Let's just be friends!" [01:53.81] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:55.94] I just found out my mom does more dope than I do [01:58.82] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [02:01.41] Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her [02:04.56] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:07.16] Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans [02:09.95] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph [02:12.71] So I signed it [02:13.37] "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!" [02:15.72] Hi! [02:16.49] My name is [02:17.13] What? [02:17.73] My name is [02:18.57] Who? [02:19.19] My name is [02:19.81] Chika-chika [02:20.51] Slim Shady [02:21.22] Hi! [02:21.92] My name is [02:22.70] What? [02:23.39] My name is [02:24.06] Who? [02:24.76] My name is [02:25.34] Chika-chika [02:25.92] Slim Shady [02:26.77] Hi! [02:27.51] My name is [02:28.22] Huh? [02:28.94] My name is [02:29.65] Who? [02:30.31] My name is [02:30.96] Chika-chika [02:31.58] Slim Shady [02:32.43] Hi! [02:33.16] My name is [02:33.95] What? [02:34.69] My name is [02:35.32] Who? [02:35.96] My name is [02:36.68] Chika-chika [02:37.15] Slim Shady [02:38.16] Stop the tape! [02:39.00] This kid needs to be locked away! [02:40.87] Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate! [02:43.53] I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die [02:46.20] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [02:49.47] Am I comin' or goin'? [02:51.15] I can barely decide [02:52.42] I just drank a fifth of vodka [02:54.10] Dare me to drive? [02:55.35] All my life I was very deprived [02:57.21] I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide [03:00.67] Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk [03:03.11] I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks [03:06.36] When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits [03:09.08] How you gonna breast feed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits! [03:12.09] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:14.57] With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head [03:17.20] I'm steamin' mad [03:18.53] And by the way when you see my dad? [03:20.41] Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had [03:23.01] Hi! [03:23.88] My name is [03:24.50] What? [03:25.15] My name is [03:25.85] Who? [03:26.55] My name is [03:27.15] Chika-chika [03:27.78] Slim Shady [03:28.62] Hi! [03:29.32] My name is [03:30.03] Huh? [03:30.78] My name is [03:31.43] What? [03:32.10] My name is [03:32.72] Chika-chika [03:33.33] Slim Shady [03:34.28] Hi! [03:34.97] My name is [03:35.65] Who? [03:36.39] My name is [03:37.03] Huh? [03:37.77] My name is [03:38.36] Chika-chika [03:38.95] Slim Shady [03:39.83] Hi! [03:40.55] My name is [03:41.24] Huh? [03:41.90] My name is [03:42.66] Who? [03:43.37] My name is [03:43.91] Chika-chika [03:44.58] Slim Shady [03:45.05]