[00:02.76] May I have your attention, please [00:05.84] May I have your attention, please [00:08.76] Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up [00:12.01] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady, please stand up [00:16.86] We're gonna have a problem here [00:18.28] Ya'll act like you never seen, a white person before [00:20.26] Jaws all on the floor, like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.05] And started whoopin' her ass, worse than before [00:25.03] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh) [00:27.24] It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding [00:29.80] He didn't just say, what I think he did, did he [00:32.08] And said, nothing you idiots [00:34.44] Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Haha) [00:36.29] Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.44] Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him [00:40.88] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what [00:43.41] Flippin' to you know who, yeah but he's so cute though [00:45.96] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.35] But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms (Eh-eh-eh) [00:50.66] Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't [00:53.02] But it's cool for Tom Green, to hump a dead moose [00:55.35] My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips [00:57.63] And if I'm lucky you might, just give it a little kiss [00:59.72] And that's the message, that we deliver to little kids [01:01.94] And expect them not to know, what a woman's clitoris is [01:04.30] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.50] By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel don't they [01:08.91] We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us are cannibals [01:12.02] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.74] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.89] Then there's no reason that a man, and another man can't elope (Eww) [01:18.38] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote [01:20.57] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.85] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [01:24.70] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating [01:27.03] So won't the real Shady, please stand up [01:29.54] Please stand up, please stand up [01:31.76] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [01:33.99] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating [01:36.38] So won't the real Shady, please stand up [01:38.90] Please stand up, please stand up [01:41.19] don't gotta cuss in his raps, to sell records [01:43.26] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too [01:45.74] You think I give a damn about a Grammy [01:47.49] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me [01:50.19] But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird [01:52.53] Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here [01:55.00] So you can, sit me here next to [01:57.16] Shit, better switch me chairs [01:59.39] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and [02:01.97] And hear 'em argue over, who she gave head to first [02:04.29] Little bitch put me on blast, on MTV [02:06.44] Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe [02:08.70] I should download her audio, on MP3 [02:10.71] And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh) [02:13.79] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me [02:16.61] So I have been sent here, to destroy you [02:18.43] And there's a million of us just like me [02:20.20] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me [02:22.53] Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me [02:24.85] And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me [02:27.50] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.63] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating [02:31.82] So won't the real Shady, please stand up [02:33.65] Please stand up, please stand up [02:36.22] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.56] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating [02:40.80] So won't the real Shady, please stand up [02:43.40] Please stand up, please stand up [02:45.45] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving you [02:47.98] Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin' room [02:50.29] The only difference is I got the balls to say it, in front of ya'll [02:52.95] And I don't gotta be false, or sugar-coat it at all [02:55.24] I just get on the mic and spit it [02:57.34] And whether you like to admit it, [(Rip)] I just shit it [02:59.34] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can [03:01.64] Then you wonder how can kids, eat up these albums like valiums it's funny [03:04.78] 'Cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty [03:06.74] I'll be the only person, in the nursing home flirting [03:08.81] Pinching nurses asses, while I'm jackin' off with Jergens [03:10.97] And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' [03:13.22] In every single person there's a slim shady lurkin' [03:15.62] who could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings [03:18.04] Or in the parking lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck [03:20.96] With his windows down, and his system up [03:22.77] So will the real Shady, please stand up [03:24.89] And put one of those fingers, on each hand up [03:27.08] And be proud to be outta your mind, and outta control [03:29.32] And one more time loud as you can, how's it go [03:31.62] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.98] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating [03:36.18] So won't the real Shady, please stand up [03:38.20] Please stand up, please stand up [03:40.70] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [03:43.06] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating [03:45.23] So won't the real Shady, please stand up [03:47.56] Please stand up, please stand up [03:49.82] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [03:52.05] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating [03:54.35] So won't the real Shady, please stand up [03:56.78] Please stand up, please stand up [03:59.07] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.36] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating [04:03.47] So won't the real Shady, please stand up [04:05.86] Please stand up, please stand up [04:08.52] Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us [04:13.21] Fuck it, let's all stand up [04:22.45]