[00:01.11] I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts [00:04.43] You know, there's a story behind that there saloon [00:08.77] Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over [00:14.46] Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em [00:17.77] Quickest damn gun-slingers I've ever seen [00:21.41] Got murdered in cold blood [00:25.65] That old saloon there was their little home away from home [00:29.42] They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern [00:33.78] And on a quiet night, you can still hear [00:36.62] The footseps of Slim Shady and Royce Da 5'9" [00:39.95] I don't speak, I float in the air, wrapped in a sheet [00:42.69] I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat [00:45.04] I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph [00:47.80] And the noise is spread [00:48.85] Picked up and transmitted through Royce's head [00:50.97] Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed [00:53.11] 'Til the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead [00:56.09] Told him each one of his boys is dead [00:57.98] I asked him to come to the dark side [00:59.39] He made a choice and said: [01:00.41] Who hard? Yo, I done heard worse [01:02.01] We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other [01:04.23] To see which one'll swerve first [01:05.90] Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity [01:08.36] Holds that of a globe on top of nine other planets [01:10.72] Kissed the cheek of the devil, intelligence level [01:13.14] Is hellier than treble peackin' on speakers in the ghetto [01:15.76] Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of an atheist [01:18.60] Interceptin' missiles with my bare hands like a patriot [01:21.02] One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse [01:23.54] In my past life, when the black knight mounted the white horse [01:26.20] And stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis and the Nation [01:28.65] Collaboratin', attemptin' to take over the Earth [01:30.82] 'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil [01:33.38] We hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people [01:36.22] He's Evil and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal [01:38.64] Above the law 'cause I don't agree with police either [01:40.83] Shit, me neither [01:41.93] We ain't eager to be legal [01:43.52] So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle [01:46.55] I breathe ether in three lethal amounts [01:48.49] While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle [01:51.30] Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezin' range [01:53.88] Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezin' rain [01:56.88] (He's insane) no I'm not, I just want to shoot up [01:59.25] And I'm pissed off 'cause I can't find a decent vein [02:00.94] The disaster with dreads, I'm bad enough to commit suicide [02:04.20] And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead [02:06.64] When in danger, it's funny, actually my flavour's similar to a waiter [02:09.81] 'Cause I serve any stranger with money [02:11.70] I spray a hundred man, until they joint chains [02:13.96] While slippin' bullets at point-blank range like they was punches [02:16.63] Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral [02:19.32] Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it [02:21.75] Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows, crackin' jaws [02:24.08] With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass [02:26.75] I'm blazin' MCs, at the same time amazin' MCs [02:29.18] Somehow MCs ain't that eyebrow raisin' to me [02:31.84] From all of angles of us, flash a MAC loud enough [02:34.05] To cast an avalanche and bust 'til volcanoes erupt [02:37.49] Hello (Billy?) [02:38.50] Ayo, what's up? (We're coming to get you) [02:40.66] Stop, they know it's us [02:42.04] I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? [02:44.41] I'm the one who burned your house down [02:46.23] Well I'm out now (shit) [02:47.67] And this time I'm comin' back to blow your house up [02:49.75] And I ain't gon' leave you with a window to jump out of [02:52.75] Give me two fat tabs and three 'shrooms [02:54.61] And you won't see me, like fat people in steam rooms [02:57.36] And when I go to hell and I'm getting' ready to leave [02:59.61] I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe [03:02.10] 'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil [03:04.57] And we hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people [03:07.59] He's Evil and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal [03:09.97] Against peaceful, see you in Hell for the sequel [03:12.92] (We'll be waiting) see you in Hell [03:15.92] Wall Street (yup), Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady [03:22.38] See you in Hell for the sequel (bye-bye) [03:25.36] Bad meets Evil, what? (Until next time) [03:33.04] And so, that's the story of when Bad meets Evil [03:36.87] Two of the most wanted individuals in the county [03:40.61] Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens [03:45.86] It's too bad they had to go out the way they did [03:49.68] Got shot in the back comin' out of that old saloon [03:54.06] But their spirits still live on 'til this day [03:58.05] Shh, wait, did y'all hear that? [04:03.43]