[00:00.44] Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself [00:03.29] You can try this at home [00:05.23] You can be just like me [00:08.64] [00:16.58] Mic check one two, we recording? [00:19.71] I'm cancerous so when I diss you wouldn't want to answer this [00:22.46] If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus [00:25.05] I strangle you to death then I choke you again [00:27.46] And break your fucking legs till your bones poke through your skin [00:30.32] You beef with me, I'mma even the score equally [00:32.95] Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally [00:35.63] I get too blunted off of funny home grown, 'cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono [00:40.82] So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does [00:45.84] Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert [00:48.70] I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbet [00:51.40] My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge [00:53.81] Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads [00:56.42] Every girl I ever went out with has gone les [00:59.03] Follow me and do exactly what the song says [01:01.59] Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people and drink [01:04.99] Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal [01:07.27] I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal [01:09.46] So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill [01:12.00] Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill [01:14.43] 'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill [01:17.14] But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist [01:19.66] How the fuck can I be white? [01:21.19] I don't even exist [01:22.48] I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave [01:27.50] My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? [01:30.29] And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? [01:33.06] Now follow me and do exactly what you see [01:35.64] Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? [01:38.19] I slap women and eat 'shrooms then OD [01:40.79] Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me? [01:43.33] Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole [01:45.90] When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold [01:48.56] Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold [01:51.09] Killed them both and smeared blood in a white Bronco [01:53.77] My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk [01:56.39] I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt [01:59.04] I'm not a player, just a ill rhyme sayer that'll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer [02:04.10] My rap style's warped [02:05.61] I'm running out the morgue with your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch [02:09.49] Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on [02:12.21] And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn [02:14.93] I'm about as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits [02:18.00] A premature birth that was four minutes late [02:20.33] Mother, are you there? [02:21.95] I love you [02:22.80] I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel [02:25.22] Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? [02:30.32] I take a breather and sigh, either I'm high or I'm nuts [02:33.75] 'Cause if you ain't tilting this room, neither am I [02:36.02] So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass, then it probably is obvious I got it on with her [02:41.06] 'Cause when I drop this solo shit, it's over with [02:43.41] I bought Cage's tape, opened it and dubbed over it [02:46.19] I came to the club drunk with a fake ID [02:48.55] Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? [02:51.18] I've been with 10 women who got HIV [02:53.79] Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me? [02:56.45] I got genital warts and it burns when I pee [02:59.24] Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? [03:01.64] I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree [03:04.24] You probably want to grow up to be just like me [03:04.84]