[00:02.05] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old [00:04.98] Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store [00:09.62] But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart [00:13.15] And suddenly, his conscience comes into play [00:16.46] Alright, stop! Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer [00:21.91] You'd better think of the consequence [00:23.55] "But who are you?" [00:24.55] I'm your motherfuckin' conscience [00:26.13] That's nonsense [00:27.38] Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs [00:30.04] And borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs [00:32.79] Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days [00:35.32] If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades [00:37.84] Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to [00:40.38] The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you [00:43.15] Think about it, before you walk in the door first [00:45.53] Look at the store clerk, she's older then George Burns [00:48.43] Fuck that, do that shit [00:50.18] Shoot that bitch [00:51.15] Can you afford to blow this shit? [00:52.55] Are you that rich? [00:53.77] Why you give a fuck if she dies? [00:55.32] Are you that bitch? [00:56.41] Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? [00:59.01] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it [01:01.54] Not over this shit [01:02.96] Stop! [01:03.42] Drop the biscuit [01:04.42] Don't even listen to Slim, yo [01:06.03] He's bad for you [01:07.22] You know what, Dre? [01:08.27] I don't like your attitude [01:11.38] [01:18.62] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old [01:21.33] After meeting a young girl at a rave party [01:23.63] Thing's start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom [01:26.98] Once again, his conscience comes into play [01:30.55] Now listen to me: while you're kissin' her cheek [01:33.09] Smearin' her lipstick, I slip this in her drink [01:35.54] Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe... [01:38.49] Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old [01:41.27] You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair [01:44.08] Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? [01:46.78] Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare [01:49.20] Till she passes out and she forgot how she got there [01:51.93] Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie "Kids"? [01:54.57] No, but I seen the porno with Son Doobiest! [01:57.26] Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? [01:59.56] Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail [02:04.56] [02:09.51] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine years old construction worker [02:13.25] After coming home from a hard day's work [02:15.72] He walks in the door of his trailer park home [02:18.87] To find his wife in bed with another man [02:22.81] Alright, calm down [02:24.35] Relax, start breathin' [02:25.98] Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin' [02:28.53] While you at work, she's with some dude, tryin' to get off? [02:31.19] Fuck slittin' her throat! [02:32.65] Cut this bitch's head off! [02:33.97] Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit? [02:36.21] What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick? [02:39.08] Alright, Shady [02:40.47] Maybe he's right, Grady but think about the baby, before you get all crazy [02:44.29] Okay! Thought about it [02:45.91] Still wanna stab her? [02:47.00] Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? [02:49.52] That's what I did [02:50.89] Be smart, don't be a retard [02:52.26] You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes!? [02:55.02] What'd you say? [02:55.73] What's wrong? [02:56.45] Didn't think I'd remember? [02:57.60] I'ma kill you, motherfucker! [02:58.81] Ah-ah, temper, temper! [03:00.24] Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A? Mr. AK, coming straight outta Compton, y'all better make way? [03:05.50] How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? [03:08.44] 'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went [03:10.92] Been there, done that [03:12.27] Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin'? [03:14.11] Shoot 'em both, Grady, where's your gun at? [03:16.11]