They say Jesus was a nephew, you know what I′m sayin'? (BossUp, nigga) They said his mom was a virgin So when he was born, they told him he was sent from GodSo he started goin′ village to village helpin' the people and they killed his ass, that's crazy That′s crazy, man They killed Jesus for helpin′ the people That's why I ain′t got patience with people In the Bible, God dealin' with evil They said God did a deal with the Devil That′s the reason Job has soles on his feet That's the reason Job lost his house That′s the reason Job lost his kids I'm readin' the Bible like, "What is this?" Adam made Eve off of one rib? They made the world in seven days? So Adam and Eve had a thousand kids? Cain and Abel, they fell out beefin′ Me and my brother, we fell out beefin′ They said cocaine that was on the tree What if Adam would've never fucked Eve? Why Eve make that nigga eat that? That′s why I don't eat bitch food now Job lost his whole fuckin′ family And they said God gave him a hundred cows Like two hundred horses or somethin' How the fuck is that worth my kids? What I did to deserve to go through this? Let me get this right, this because of Eve? Okay, I fuck with Adam, but I′ll beat the shit out of Eve How the hell they live at the forbidden tree? Somebody show me the forbidden tree I believe in God, but I ain't too religious How the fuck they really got a picture of Jesus? Name one person who was alive with Jesus How the fuck they tellin' me I need Jesus? If I need Jesus, then where is Jesus? So if I get shot, I′ma meet Jesus? So I gotta die just to meet Jesus? It′s a fucked up world with fucked up people The first religion, they worshipped the sun They made some bullshit story 'bout that They said the sun went down ′cause the sins And the sun was never gon' come back Every thousand years it′s a new religion Unc in the streets screamin', "New religion" Pastor got diamonds, rockin′ True Religion Pray to who? You must be trippin' Bitch, I'm prayin′ to my money racks They said we livin′ in Revelations Vaccine got us mutatin' So fuck it then, I′ma go take it If the whole world start purgin' My daughter gon′ still have a Lambo I'ma have eighteen hundred guns Thirty Audis and twenty Camaros They said the world would end in 2012 I was sellin′ crack in 2012 They talkin' about the calendar ended Eight years later, a pandemic Swine flu, Ebola COVID-19, what's different? All of that shit was killin′ people I ain′t scared of that, guns kill people I ain't scared of guns, AIDS kill people I can die in a car crash How the fuck you gon′ tell me I'm goin′ to Heaven? Please tell me when you talked to the dead Who you met that came from the dead? Show me a picture and show me some proof Explain to me why the fuck Benjamin Franklin stood his ass up on the roof How he discover somethin' out the sky? If that′s the case, T-Rex discovered it If you ask me, this shit made up I'ma loop the beat 'cause I ain′t said enough I ain′t said enough In school, I had a lot of questions (BossUp, nigga) Social studies teacher makin' up shit All that shit was in they head Who the fuck is Christopher Columbus? If he would′ve came to my block Talkin' ′bout he discovered my trap His ass would've probably got shot How the fuck I′m African American? Bitch, I'm American terrorist Fifth grade, smarter than my parents Grandma couldn't help with algebra Grandma like, "What the fuck is algebra?" She like, "That′s a goddamn shame Them people gon′ keep makin' up shit tryna keep you in the same grade" They tryna hide shit in the book I was in jail readin′ books OG teach me 'bout real estate Every landlord I know a crackhead I′m in the hood with the slum lords Grandma Jehovah's Witness, no Christians Jehovah′s Witnesses people move like a cult They recruitin' people at they door How you gon' force religion on somebody? How you gon′ change the Bible and tell it to everybody? Why Jehovah′s Witnesses don't like Christians? They fightin′ over Jesus' birthday How the fuck y′all know Jesus' birthday? Who the fuck is that white man Santa Claus? They said that nigga was eatin′ kids Why would I let that man lie to my kids? Why would I go out buyin' gifts And blame it on a nigga named Santa? Shit, a nigga climb through my roof, I'ma beat his ass in the head with a hammer If you eat my cookies, beat you with a hammer Drink the kids′ milk, beat you with a hammer You like a hundred somethin′ buyin' toys Well, Santa never dropped me off a toy Let′s get back to Jehovah's Witnesses How the fuck all of y′all awake? How the fuck y'all church so small, but it′s a million of y'all everyday? Shit, religious people startin' to scare me Shit, the government wrote the Bible They knew who was gon′ win American Idol I never liked Simon off American Idol I ain′t really like how he talked to black people How the fuck Flava Flav still alive? Shit, before Kobe, before Deebo I expected his ass to up and die I ain't got nothin′ against Flava Flav They said I was ugly as Flava Flav Now I got twenty hoes like Flava Flav Nigga dyin' for jewelry everyday They caught the nigga who killed MO3 How the fuck he get caught in less than three weeks? If you ask me, that′s a sacrifice You ain't gotta be rich to pull a sacrifice All those times on the block, bitch, I sacrificed Put my pride to the side, bitch, I sacrificed If that′s the case, I'm Illuminati How Tekashi get out before Shotti? Why Jim Jones never went to jail? And he was talkin' ′bout killin′ a nigga Shit, that ain't my job, but that′s conspiracy All I know is niggas get locked for conspiracy These niggas who talk, they be scarin' me They be wearin′ wires in they shoes Askin' questions, wanna talk to you These niggas move like TMZ On a regular day, wanna question me Nigga move like VladTV These niggas look like VladTV They get indicted on VladTV Homie got five years for a TV So what the fuck they thought was gon′ happen? They talk too much, they Ar-Ab it I always thought that Cassidy was a hustler Cassidy was my favorite rapper Then I find out he wasn't hustlin' (BossUp, nigga) He was with Swizz Beatz then went broke Niggas thought Meek Mill wasn′t gon′ blow I ain't never heard ′bout Meek Mill Until he ran with that C.O. I ain't sayin′ Meek did the wrong thing But he knew Ross was a C.O. Shit, a nigga gotta feed his kids I ain't never think Gucci was a clone They like, "How the hell he got so skinny?" When you in that cell, shit, they feed you wrong Three meals a day get a nigga right Six pack came from bein′ hungry at night Nigga came home then he fixed his teeth Then they changed the subject about a week I'ma get on the beat and say what I want I love stimulus and love Donald Trump Auntie talkin' ′bout, "Six hundred comin′" It ain't twelve hundred, but shit, it′s somethin' I don′t sit on my ass and live with my bitch Just the other day, broke up with my bitch I'd rather go rob some shit PS5 won′t come out my lip The Bible told you bitches is grimey Whole Bible, bitches was lyin' They believed that a virgin had kids I hope my daughter don't tell me that shit ′Cause you ain′t married and the baby ain't Jesus Don′t lie to me 'cause I ain′t Jesus My last bitch was an atheist She talkin' ′bout pullin' tarot cards She like, "Come on, Neph, let me tell your future" I'm like, "Bitch, I′m off more molly than Future" I′m like, "Bitch, I might die tomorrow" Why the hell you tryna be a fortune teller? She on Fashion Nova and she lookin' at dresses Her ass fat, but I ain′t even notice She take her time puttin' on lotion I′m like, "Bitch, hurry up 'cause I got a lick" They talkin′ 'bout pray before you eat Bitch, you eatin' a dead animal Bitch, you barely got vegetables Everybody in the world is hypocrites Donald Trump still gon′ build that wall MS-13 climbed over the wall Donald Trump can′t stop immigrants Lost my ID, I'm an immigrant They pulled me over like, "What′s your name?" Bitch, I forgot my social security number They asked about my mother maiden name I'm like, "I don′t know, we don't know each other" Bitch, I′m on the run from Area 51 I stayed in the corner and boot up Bitch, I forgot where I parked my car My last bitch like, "Who are you?" I'm like, "Bitch, I want sugar in water" That movie ain't funny no more Y′all know I don′t like Will Smith I used to know the song to Fresh Prince "Now this the story all about how" Now his mother kid suckin' dick Now he sad, lookin′ like, "How?" Who the fuck raised these niggas? What scientist made these niggas? What lab these niggas come from? First time I watched I Am Legend I cried Especially the part when his dog died 'Cause I feel his pain when you out in the streets Then I seen another movie, he was butt naked with another man in between the sheets I′m like, "Hell nah, that's I Am Legend?" I′ma fuck Jada too, fuck I Am Legend Well, Jada Pinkett, if you hear this song I'll fuck you good and you ain't gon′ regret it I ain′t August Alsina, you don't need him If he was real, he would′ve knocked out Will Yo' kids grown, fuck that nigga He the reason that y′all son gay now Bitch, shouts-out to Chris Brown Will Smith should've took advice from Chris Brown Jada Pinkett should′ve been on the news with both her eyes black and brown (BossUp, nigga) Ooh, I looped it again (BossUp, nigga) They say Jesus was drinkin' grape juice, I'm drinkin′ gin I used to think Snoop Dogg was tough I hated niggas who acted tough I used to love the Chum Bucket I used to feel like the Chum Bucket I been knew SpongeBob was a bitch, that′s why I fuck with the Chum Bucket Pull up lookin' like Plankton, nigga Everybody hate that nigga Cougar bitch wanna watch Martin Bitch, that shit ain′t funny I fuck with Hustle Man more than him Martin always stressin' ′bout a bitch This whole world stressin' ′bout a bitch It ain't even these bitches, it's niggas too ′Cause the bitches move like niggas do And these niggas, they move like bitches do I don′t even wanna get in the industry 'Cause if I do, I′m doin' somethin′ crazy I'ma fuck Keke Palmer, get her pregnant Then leave her single with a baby Don′t judge me, that's what Adam did If Adam and Eve had two kids Once Adam got a taste of that fruit He went to the left and found him a bitch Shit, Cain and Abel was trippin' anyway Shit, they tryna kill each other with an axe They put this shit all in the Bible So you know damn well this ain′t cap They say there′s seventy-seven sextillion stars in the sky I ain't even heard that number before until they told me that lie I′m like, "How the fuck— hold on Which telescope and what person count that with they eyes?" When I was in church, I had questions My grandma like, "Hold on, grandson got a question" They passed me the mic at the kingdom hall I'm like, "Who told y′all it's that many stars?" They told me, "Don′t question the Bible" I'm like, "Grandma, stop goin' to the kingdom hall Them people ain′t your friends anyway" Nigga doin′ Bible study tryna get pussy Same people bringin' demons in the house How the fuck y′all throwin' water ′round that house? How the fuck y'all make that holy water? Let me get some of that so I can cook a quarter How y′all say I'm evil for sellin' crack When I′m out here tryna feed my daughter? Where your money go? I don′t judge you Them old church bitches be cougars And the pastor drive a brand new Caddy But the church broke down and raggedy How the fuck niggas scam CashApp? They thought they was scammin' CashApp Well, CashApp scammed CashApp They got social numbers in CashApp Why the fuck I gotta give you my social? How you know I ain′t forget my social? Why the fuck I need a driver's license? If I crash, I′m the only one dyin' If somebody else die, it was meant to go Y′all the ones who put that shit in the Bible How the fuck y'all talkin' ′bout "turn the other cheek" When y′all killin' black people left and right? I don′t beef with white people, they good licks My white bitch got good credit I ain't never think Donald Trump was racist Wanna talk to him, gotta have good credit Wanna talk to me, gotta have good credit Rx Papi a bitch, the whole hood said it Meagan Good booty flat, Slitherman said it Wendy Williams a man, Slitherman said it Them big ass titties look dumb Lil Kim face look dumb Cardi B mouth look dumb Bitch talk like she always chewin′ gum Migos lookin' tough, they look dumb Joe Budden told them niggas they was ass He told that shit to ′em dead in they face (BossUp, nigga) He was probably high off a fifty bag Yuh