[00:00.02] What a drag it is getting old [00:04.99] [00:12.52] "Kids are different today," I hear every mother say [00:17.18] Mother needs something today to calm her down [00:21.99] And though she's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill [00:26.70] She goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper [00:31.53] And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day [00:37.75] [00:41.06] "Things are different today," I hear every mother say [00:45.86] Cooking fresh food for her husband's just a drag [00:50.59] So she buys an instant cake, and she burns a frozen steak [00:55.22] And goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper [01:00.18] And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day [01:06.48] [01:09.58] Doctor, please, some more of these [01:13.96] Outside the door, she took four more [01:18.94] What a drag it is getting old [01:25.63] "Men just aren't the same today," I hear every mother say [01:30.54] They just don't appreciate that you get tired [01:35.37] They're so hard to satisfy, you can tranquilize your mind [01:40.05] So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper [01:45.09] And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight [01:51.50] [01:54.28] Doctor, please, some more of these [01:59.13] Outside the door, she took four more [02:03.96] What a drag it is getting old [02:10.40] "Life's just much too hard today," I hear every mother say [02:15.37] The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore [02:20.28] And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose [02:24.71] No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper [02:29.47] They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day [02:35.97] [02:41.40] Hey [02:42.03]